dapper-blanderson:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

2460-DONE

(Source: drunkonstephen)

sherlockspeare:

thesherlockdiaries:

Don’t lie to yourself.

You know you this is what you saw when you saw this picture.

I just made it happen ;)

Yes

gottacatchemall:

[No. 144]

(Source: yencid)

lagio:

my best miley cyrus impersonation

girlnamedpixley:

“The high socks in yesterday’s game is an example of how we try always to stick together as a team. It was Pablo’s idea. I think he wanted to do something that would connect all of us. Some guys looked really bad. Affeldt really did. But no one looked funnier than Pablo. Maybe that’s why he chose that particular thing to do, so he could make everyone laugh.”

—from Gregor Blanco’s blog

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

creapy:

if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples

heyfunniest:

sims in real life

(Source: cliterallysame)

juztgurlythingz:

http://satans-buttocks.tumblr.com/ submitted

(Source: juztgirlythingz)

z3kro:

“You’re assignment is too write a short fictional story”

“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”

(Source: babygodzillah)